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"Can this be happiness, this terrifying freedom?"

Albert Camus, Caligula (via substancem)

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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"Probably the closest things to perfection are the huge absolutely empty holes that astronomers have recently discovered in space. If there’s nothing there, how can anything go wrong?"

Richard Brautigan (via wanduring)

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36 Things You Obviously Need In Your New Home

beben-eleben:

A Fire Pit IN THE POOL

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A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table

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Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen

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A Wine Cellar Trap Door

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 A Sleepover Room

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A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave

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A Swing-Set Dining Table

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A Built-In TV for the Bathtub

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A Glass-Encased Fireplace

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 A Loft Hammock

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A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside

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A Huge Round Bedroom Window

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A Stained-Glass Door

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A Library Staircase/Slide

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A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog

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"I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard."

unknown (via thatkindofwoman)

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majatek:

2sober4dis:

DOLPHINS LIKE TO FUCKING PARTY.

Supposed second smartest animal in existence and they’re druggies. Bloody hell.

majatek:

2sober4dis:

DOLPHINS LIKE TO FUCKING PARTY.

Supposed second smartest animal in existence and they’re druggies. Bloody hell.

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"For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use to be anything else."

― Winston Churchill (via psych-quotes)

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whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

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stability:

*states an opinion on tumblr dot com*

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